SELF STORAGE #5

So... Tell me about love. Today is Chris and Laura's one year anniversary. I can't imagine this time last year Chris was thinking, 'you know what, a year from now, I bet my relationship with Laura will have completely fallen apart, I'll be harboring a zombie girl named Jessica in a storage locker, occasionally murdering innocent folks to feed her, and I'll have no exit strategy from this living nightmare that has consumed my every waking minute.' And yet... here we are.